CUSTOM EMAIL/SMS
COPYWRITING SOLUTIONS
CUSTOM COPY WRITING SOLUTIONS
“HEY, MY NAME IS REMY AND I OFFER 100% DONE FOR YOU COPY WRIGHTING AND SALES COPY WRITING.”
SERVICES:
As a Business Man and a Marketing Agency Owner, the copywriting services include Business strategy, Marketing strategy, Sales Principles if necessary and then lastly copy. In summary if you hire some average joe down the street to write copy or even use AI to create prompt they will not have the experience to inform the AI correctly. The result will be a bland message that will do nothing but lose you money especially if you run thousands of dollars of Ads. If you are looking to make profit, please make sure you hire a person or organization that works on a regular basis with companies to get sales, is proven, has sales ability and can put your dollars into good use, if you have any questions then text or call me at 682 344 2320
– EMAIL COPYWRITING
– ADS COPYWRITING (Facebook Ad/ Google Ads)
– SALES PAGES
– BLOG COPYWRITING
– AND MORE..
FOR QUESTIONS CALL ME AT 682 344 2320
“I JUST NEED YOU TO WRITE”
“FOR PRICING, SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED WORDS WRITTEN, SOME NEED WEBSITES AND SALES FUNNELS THAT CONVERT, SOME NEED THEIR WEBSITE TO LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS TO CLOSE A 500K CONTRACT , SOME NEED TO WIN AN INVESTOR TO FUND THEIR 5 MILLION DOLLAR DREAM FOUNDATION, SOME ACTUALLY NEED TO INVEST 5K IN ADS AND CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE $5 DOLLARS FOR EVERY CLICK WHICH THEN CAN BE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. PRICING IS DIFFERENT DEPENDING ON YOUR NEEDS. LET US HOP ON A CALL AND i CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD IDEA ON PRICING IT TAKES ONE DAY!”
Your queue is FULL of things that need to be written quickly and written well,
✔️ 8-20 emails per month
✔️ 2 x 30 Minute Calls /mo
✔️ Unlimited Revisions
✔️ Quarterly Content, Reporting and Strategy
✔️ Daily Access
682 344 2320
“I NEED SOME DIRECTIONS”
“FOR PRICING, SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED WORDS WRITTEN, SOME NEED WEBSITES AND SALES FUNNELS THAT CONVERT, SOME NEED THEIR WEBSITE TO LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS TO CLOSE A 500K CONTRACT , SOME NEED TO WIN AN INVESTOR TO FUND THEIR 5 MILLION DOLLAR DREAM FOUNDATION, SOME ACTUALLY NEED TO INVEST 5K IN ADS AND CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE $5 DOLLARS FOR EVERY CLICK WHICH THEN CAN BE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. PRICING IS DIFFERENT DEPENDING ON YOUR NEEDS. LET US HOP ON A CALL AND i CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD IDEA ON PRICING IT TAKES ONE DAY!”
You’re looking for creative direction,
strategy and strong team collaboration.
✔️ 12-20 emails per month
✔️ 4 x 30 Minute Calls /mo
✔️ Unlimited Revisions
✔️ Quarterly Content, Reporting and Strategy
✔️ Communication Anytime
682 344 2320
“I JUST NEED YOU TO WRITE”
“FOR PRICING, SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED WORDS WRITTEN, SOME NEED WEBSITES AND SALES FUNNELS THAT CONVERT, SOME NEED THEIR WEBSITE TO LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS TO CLOSE A 500K CONTRACT , SOME NEED TO WIN AN INVESTOR TO FUND THEIR 5 MILLION DOLLAR DREAM FOUNDATION, SOME ACTUALLY NEED TO INVEST 5K IN ADS AND CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE $5 DOLLARS FOR EVERY CLICK WHICH THEN CAN BE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. PRICING IS DIFFERENT DEPENDING ON YOUR NEEDS. LET US HOP ON A CALL AND i CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD IDEA ON PRICING IT TAKES ONE DAY!”
Your queue is FULL of things that need to be written quickly and written well,
✔️ 8-20 emails per month
✔️ 2 x 30 Minute Calls /mo
✔️ Unlimited Revisions
✔️ Quarterly Content, Reporting and Strategy
✔️ Daily Access
682 344 2320
“I NEED SOME DIRECTIONS”
“FOR PRICING, SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED WORDS WRITTEN, SOME NEED WEBSITES AND SALES FUNNELS THAT CONVERT, SOME NEED THEIR WEBSITE TO LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS TO CLOSE A 500K CONTRACT , SOME NEED TO WIN AN INVESTOR TO FUND THEIR 5 MILLION DOLLAR DREAM FOUNDATION, SOME ACTUALLY NEED TO INVEST 5K IN ADS AND CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE $5 DOLLARS FOR EVERY CLICK WHICH THEN CAN BE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. PRICING IS DIFFERENT DEPENDING ON YOUR NEEDS. LET US HOP ON A CALL AND i CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD IDEA ON PRICING IT TAKES ONE DAY!”
You’re looking for creative direction,
strategy and strong team collaboration.
✔️ 12-20 emails per month
✔️ 4 x 30 Minute Calls /mo
✔️ Unlimited Revisions
✔️ Quarterly Content, Reporting and Strategy
✔️ Communication Anytime
682 344 2320
Copy That Sells So You Don’t Have To
Hey! Welcome to my very underwhelming website.
Yeah, it’s not fancy.
But the copy I write? It sells.
I help businesses like yours turn clicks into customers using words that actually work.
Emails, websites, Facebook ads, Google ads —
I write it all, so you don’t have to lift a finger (or a pen).
Let’s be honest — in the grand scheme of things,
most websites are just a big ol’ waste of space.
Why?
Because they forget one simple truth:
Every website is talking to one person.
Not a crowd. Not a “target audience.”
Just one human reading your stuff, right now.
If your site and ads feel cold, robotic, or confusing…
they’re not building trust — and they’re definitely not making sales.
But imagine this:
Your entire online presence — from homepage to email drip —
written in a way that feels personable, conversational, and easy to connect with.
Now we’re building a relationship.
Now we’re turning strangers into buyers.
Now we’re talking.
I’ve been doing this since 2014 —
writing high-converting copy for businesses that want to stop shouting into the void
and start saying the right thing to the right person.
No awkward writing.
No corporate buzzwords.
No guessing games.
Just clear, clever, hands-free copy that actually gets people to buy.
You run the business.
I’ll handle the words that sell it.
(And yes — I can make your About page sound like an actual human wrote it.)
Email me: dirtcheapcustomers@gmail.com
Let’s make your copy so good it feels like a conversation —
and ends with a sale.