How Dirt Cheap Customers Helps Coaches Build Funnels That Convert Prospects Into High-Paying Clients (and Scale to High Six Figures)

If you’re a coach, you already know this: You can’t scale a six- or seven-figure business with random content, inconsistent leads, and too many unqualified sales calls.

You need a coaching funnel — one that works 24/7 to attract the right people, filter out the wrong ones, and guide serious buyers straight to your offer.

At Dirt Cheap Customers, we help coaches build lean, profitable funnels that separate the browsers from the buyers — and set the foundation for real, scalable growth.

Even on a budget.

Coaches Who Work With Us Want 3 Things:

1. Consistent, qualified leads

2. A sales process that doesn’t burn them out

3. A clear path to $300K–$1M/year

And that’s exactly what we help you build.

Our systems aren’t bloated. They’re not complicated. They’re built to convert — using smart, tested strategies that match your voice, your brand, and your goals.

Why Traditional Marketing Doesn’t Work for Coaching Businesses

Here’s what most struggling coaches are doing:

• Posting on social 24/7 with no direction

• Offering free calls to anyone and everyone

• Getting ghosted by “interested” leads who never buy

• Running ads to cold audiences and hoping something sticks

It’s exhausting, unpredictable, and unsustainable.

High-earning coaches use funnels that do the filtering, nurturing, and selling — so they only talk to ready-to-buy clients.

That’s what we build for you at Dirt Cheap Customers.

What a High-Converting Coaching Funnel Looks Like

We design your funnel to do three key things:

✅ 1. Attract the Right People

We help you create powerful lead magnets, quizzes, or value-packed videos that bring in your ideal clients — not freebie hunters. Whether it’s a “What’s Your Growth Block?” quiz or a free training, we make sure it attracts people already looking for what you do.

✅ 2. Separate Prospects from Buyers

We use strategic application forms, automated emails, and smart content to qualify your leads before they book a call. That means:

• No more wasting time on broke or misaligned leads

• No more convincing people of your value

• Just clear, pre-sold prospects who already understand the transformation you offer

✅ 3. Convert With Confidence

We help you build:

• Application funnels that pre-sell your offer

• Booking pages that position you as the expert

• Follow-up emails that reinforce value and urgency

• Simple automations that move leads down the funnel without you lifting a finger

You show up only when it matters — to close high-ticket, high-impact deals.

How This Funnel Can Take You to $300K–$1M/Year

Here’s the math:

• Your offer: $3,000

• Close rate from qualified calls: 30%

• Leads per month: 200

• Booked calls: ~40

• Clients/month: 12

• Revenue/month: $36,000

• Annualized: $432,000/year

With better traffic, upsells, or a group offer, that number grows fast.

We’ve helped coaches scale from zero to multiple six figures just by getting the funnel + positioning right — before ever touching ads.

Why Work With Dirt Cheap Customers?

We’re not a bloated agency charging $20K for a funnel and another $5K/month to “optimize” it.

We’re lean, sharp, and focused on getting you real results — fast and affordably.

• 🔧 We use tools you can afford (MailerLite, Systeme.io, ConvertKit)

• 🧠 We help craft the messaging that actually converts

• 🎯 We build your funnel around your strengths — whether you sell via call, video, webinar, or DM

Most importantly, we help you create a system that runs without you manually hustling 10 hours a day.

Ready to Stop Guessing and Start Scaling?

If you’re a coach ready to:
✅ Attract consistent, qualified leads
✅ Close high-ticket clients with ease
✅ Scale to $300K–$1M/year without ads or burnout…

👉 Contact Dirt Cheap Customers and let’s build your coaching funnel — built lean, designed to convert, and ready to grow with you.

Want a version of this for a landing page, ad copy, or an email welcome series? Let me know — I’ll help you roll it out across your whole funnel.